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Previously on 'Boston legal'
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I don't fear death,
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but I am afraid of being hooked up to a machine.
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If it came to that, my friend, I would pull your plug.
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Pull a plug? I want you to shoot me.
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"Professor Clifford Cabot's cabinet of sexual curiosities".
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I intend for it to be my legacy to the world.
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I need a favor.
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I want you to find out if my daughter is using drugs again.
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I'm Rachel.
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I'm Brad. Nice to meet you.
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Have you made contact with Rachel?
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She's been clean for five years.
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Denise Bauer, attorney, Daniel Post.
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Guy dying of cancer.
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You're going off like a dog, aren't you?
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What do you mean?
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When a dog knows it's gonna die, it goes off into the woods by itself.
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Imagine killing somebody you deeply love.
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You said you'd do it for me. You promised.
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I don't know that I could.
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We had sex.
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Yes.
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Incredible sex.
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Yes.
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And that's it?
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Yes.
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If you're okay with going back to the way things were, so am I.
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Just friends.
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Friends with benefits.
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Alan, Marlene Stanger. Marlene, Alan Shore.
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I look forward to working with you, Ms. Stanger.
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Marlene is a first-rate lawyer.
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She stole my case.
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I thought we could do better.
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You are not gonna get very far at Crane, Poole and Schmidt
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pulling the kind of crap you did with this case.
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Cancel the rest of your weekend.
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I'm taking you to Nimmo bay. I want to take you to my spa.
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What are you doing in my bed?
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I don't know!
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What do you mean you don't know?
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Anything Denny Crane can do,
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I can do backwards and wearing high heels.
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Who are we?
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Denny Crane.
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Alan Shore.
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Leaders of men.
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With bull's-eyes on our asses.
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What the hell?
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Paul, stop them.
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Security's been called.
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Oh, dear. This could be my fault.
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I seem to have mated them both.
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Yes, I did, all right.
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Jane, Sheila.
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Alan, this is absolutely...
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Wrong, yes.
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Office policy manuals and such. I know, Shirley.
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But you'll just have to cut me some slack this time of year.
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This time of year?
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It's spring. I'm in heat.
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I hear you're in heat.
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It seems so.
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Me, too. We must be on the same cycle.
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What do you do when you're in heat?
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Generally I have a good deal of sex.
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Me, too! Where?
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Out and about.
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You mean right here in Boston?
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It's the most convenient locale.
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Don't do that, man.
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The women in Boston are pale this time of year,
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and they haven't lost their Winter fat.
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Like spring snow, Boston women have their own particular benefits.
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Nonsense! You come with me to California.
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It's spring all the time there.
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I have some business to do in the Los Angeles office.
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We'll have time to prowl all we want, and we can write the whole thing off.
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Denny, in all modesty,
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my state of heat doesn't generally require me to prowl.
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Women have a tendency to find me.
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Well, let them find you in L.A.
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Now don't be difficult. You know we're going.
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We'll take the jet, grab a limo,
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drop by Crane, Poole and Schmidt Los Angeles, do a little business.
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Then we'll check in to Chateau de Mer.
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They have that luxury down bedding with the 500-thread cotton sheets.
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Women love that high thread count.
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As do I.
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You mean, I've convinced you?
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I do have a hankering for some strip mall sushi.
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Yes, the thread count put me over. A few days.
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I'll make some calls.
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I was doing research.
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At a motel with a prostitute?
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I promise you, I've done nothing licentious.
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Me neither.
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I was cultivating case studies, conducting interviews with ladies of the eve
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for my survey of Victorian sexual mores versus present-day.
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Me, too.
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Clifford.
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Oh, my God. You don't believe me.
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She was naked during the interview. It looks suspicious.
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It was a demonstration speech.
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The art of seduction vis-a-vis clothing removal.
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Just ask Lafonda.
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Look, Clifford, it doesn't matter what I think.
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You've got your story. You're sticking to it.
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I will post bail.
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Shirley?
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Yes?
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Could you see about getting my shoelaces back?
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Yeah.
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Now the legal concepts of sufficiency of evidence and weight of evidence are different.
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A prime example is the Commonwealth vs. Thompkins.
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Yes?
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Brad, Beth Guttman on line two.
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Tell her I'm in a meeting. I'll call her right back.
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She said it was an emergency.
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It's my sister. This will just take a minute.
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Yeah, Beth. What's up?
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What, when?
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Yeah, yeah, okay.
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Okay, I'm on my way. Don't let her say a thing until I get there.
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Brad.
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Beth.
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What happened?
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Oh, Hannah was at this party.
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Kids were, there were drugs. And this one boy...
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died of an overdose.
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Denny, you...
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Good Lord.
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Does this make me look fat?
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Yes, wear heels.
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Don't do this. You know you can't handle Los Angeles.
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I'll be fine.
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Every spring you take this little trip out west,
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and then we spend every summer, fall and winter trying to get the charges dropped.
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If you're referring to the Vanna White incident,
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there was contributory negligence on her part.
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You groped her rear end during the whole buffet line at a cocktail party.
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How exactly was she negligent?
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Her tushy.
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Legally, it's called an attractive nuisance.
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Look, if you are sincerely concerned about my dalliances in Los Angeles,
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there's one way to prevent them.
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Come with me. You know how I feel about you.
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Your wet suit's doing all the talking.
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Bogey and Bacall had Paris.
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You and I can have Los Angeles.
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We can take the first flight out.
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Denny, every year I threaten.
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Every year I cajole. All I have left is to plead.
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If you care about me, don't make me plead.
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Denny Crane does not make promises,
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but for you, I will try and be a good boy.
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Thank you.
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How did you get into that thing, anyway?
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A lot of vaseline and
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Chuck in word processing helped.
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Poor Chuck.
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I hope he'll help me get out of it.
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She doubled the client's money.
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Denise was there, too.
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I thought that was the case you settled at 10.
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Well...
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You guys make a great team.
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Every team needs a great closer.
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Oh, and it really helps that one of you is funny, because funny helps with the clients.
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Her?
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Thanks, guys.
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Too bad you're both up for partner.
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Spring vote.
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Always a lot harder.
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This place is so sexist.
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Four spots.
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There's no way they're gonna give two of them to women.
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You guys should team up.
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Whoever makes it this time can then vote for the other one next time.
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I'm just gonna run in and grab a seat.
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That's what you should do!
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And then the other one can just buy you dinner or something.
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We won't know what the boy died of until after the autopsy.
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More than likely a bad mix of prescription medication.
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What are you talking about?
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You ever heard of pharming parties?
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No.
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Not farming with an "f" but a "ph. "
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It's what kids are doing as of late.
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They go to their parents' medicine cabinets,
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find the leftover prescriptions.
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Pain medicines for backaches, sleeping pills,
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even their own medications for ADD.
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They take all these pharmaceuticals, get together,
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trade them, mix them into various medication cocktails,
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just to see what kind of fun can be had.
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This poor kid more than likely got a bad mix.
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Do you know about this?
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First I'm hearing.
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The kids were smart enough to dump all the pills down the toilet,
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but we found the prescription bottles, labels missing, in the trash out back.
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Hannah would never be involved in anything like that.
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She's already on an antidepressant.
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She knows better than to mix it with anything.
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Hannah's on antidepressants?
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She's had clinical depression for two years.
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She won't tell me anything.
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The other kids aren't talking,
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but the DA's not gonna let this one go.
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Someone's going to jail.
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I'll talk to her.
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You cut your hair since Christmas.
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Yeah.
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Well, we've got a long road ahead of us.
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And I realize you're probably still in shock but,
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as you can see, we've got a little bit of a problem here.
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Besides Ryan being dead?
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No, I understand you lost a friend, Hannah.
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But Ryan's parents also lost a son.
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And they are not gonna stop, and nor should they,
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until they find out exactly what happened last night.
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And right now as we're talking,
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all your other friends are with their attorneys who are advising them to speak up.
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And the first one to speak up is gonna make a deal with the district attorney.
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Everyone else is gonna take responsibility for the crime,
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and someone is going to go to jail.
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Hannah, I know you're a good person.
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I know you're a good friend,
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but this is the one time you need to think of yourself first.
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Um, the Strom trial doesn't begin until the fall,
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so we can discuss that at a later date. Denise, what have you got?
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Uh, the Preitzler deposition starts Monday,
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plus I'm still negotiating on Friedman vs. Langston,
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and, oh, Paul needs help on MacCuish and Wassen.
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Full load.
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Very full. Lots of billables, but I'm handling it.
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Good. In that case...
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I'm available.
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Excellent, so you're with me on the Clifford Cabot case.
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Okay, people, that does it. Thank you very much.
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Marlene.
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You're typing with such intensity,
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almost as though there was some imminent climax.
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She's on antidepressants.
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I had no idea. I thought we were close.
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Suddenly we're ordinary people.
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You're holiday close.
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You get together for the biggies,
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you know, Christmas, Easter, share some laughs, old stories.
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And there's something really comforting about that,
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but in-between the jokes, that's where stuff like
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"Hannah's got clinical depression" hang out.
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I mean, how do you share something like that?
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Plus, it's Hannah's private business.
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Not anymore. It's like we've been strangers for years.
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Do they know everything about you?
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Brad?
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Can I, um...
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Hey, Beth.
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They arrested her.
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One of the kids talked.
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He said it was all Hannah's fault, that she organized the whole party,
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that she brought all the drugs.
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I know that's not true.
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Where is she now?
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Rick's arranging bail.
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This is my world.
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Welcome to it.
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The current research from the top academics in my field
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at the most prestigious universities in the country.
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"Sex and love in the time of the booty call".
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"Buzz off: A history of anti-vibrator legislation in the United states".
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All legitimate papers, presented at the Yale sex week symposium last month.
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You know, you have a way about you.
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Anyhow, the paper that I'm working on entitled
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"low as a ho: Privileging sexual purveyors and the fallacy of phallocentricism"
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could only be made possible through field research,
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which is what I was doing when accosted by the fuzz.
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Clifford, I think you can understand how the police might have mistaken your intentions
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and let their imaginations get away from them.
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And that's their problem.
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Finally, our universities are making great strides
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in understanding the human sexual condition.
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Graphic sexuality has become ubiquitous in modern society.
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It's irresponsible not to teach young people about it.
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These are for real.
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You're kidding.
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As whacked out as some of these things sound, no offense, Clifford,
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they're all legitimate scholarly research articles.
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Exactly.
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Research which required extensive interviews.
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My cousin went to elementary school with the DA.
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I think we've got enough here to go to him and get these charges dropped.
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I like her.
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That's not how it happened! They're lying!
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Then you have to tell the truth.
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Now these kids are doing exactly what is expected of them.
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They're acting in their own self-interest.
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Hannah, you must understand, you could go to jail for this.
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They are charging you with second degree murder.
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No.
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No.
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Casey, Casey.
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When you finish perusing,
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please note that what our client had on his mind was
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purely QandA for research purposes only.
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There was no intent to solicit.
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Oh, no intent, huh?
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You guys want to let us in on the joke?
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We found that professor Cabot, in doing his research,
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was extremely thorough.
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Check it out.
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Show me!
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Show me the plight of the exploited sex worker.
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Oh, and show me your ass.
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Oh, dear Lord.
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Check it out. She's about to graduate magna cum laude.
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Tell me your quim is quivering!
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What's a quim?
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Can you believe she didn't know what a quim was?
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Clifford.
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I know, it's awful, pure misery.
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What do we do?
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Plead this out, take your lumps.
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I can't do that. My reputation is at stake.
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If I plead guilty, there goes my entire academic career.
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You should have thought of that before you hired Eliza Doolittle to polish your knob.
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Okay, Shirley, yes, I'm guilty. Put me in shackles.
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Let's not go there.
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But I really did go to that motel for research.
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Only this time Lafonda look so inviting.
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Her smile told me everything was gonna be all right,
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and I got carried away.
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Shirley, I'm mortified to admit this,
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but I hadn't been intimate with a woman for years.
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My wife left me emotionally and sexually
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long before we ever parted ways legally.
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And loneliness, well,
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it isn't something you can just think your way out of.
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Clifford, how many of these interviews have you done?
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With this latest study, 11.
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But this is the first time anything inappropriate has ever happened.
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Ooh, maybe it's the third.
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We're sunk.
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This will stop.
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What will stop?
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You and your little games.
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They're a distraction, and they will stop.
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What do you suggest instead?
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We're going to make love.
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You're going to give me everything you've got.
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We're going to get this out of our system.
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It will be kept between the two of us, and then we will move on.
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Sounds very organized.
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Cut the nonsense. Are you in or not?
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I am very much in.
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However, I have some thoughts.
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First, I am a bit old-fashioned.
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When it comes to certain women, I prefer to do the stalking.
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You've got 24 hours.
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I certainly won't be timed.
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I think you're vile.
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That's a very good sign.
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For some, it takes quite a while to reach that point.
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But you seem very in touch with the worst that the world has to offer.
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You've always been a very bad girl.
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Now you're working up to awful,
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and you think I'm just the lucky lad to get you there.
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You might just be right,
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as long as it's messy,
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and it hurts just a bit.
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Just as soon as I return from Los Angeles.
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This has a familiar feel to it.
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Oh, I forgot. You haven't been to this branch.
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How are you? Denny Crane.
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I'm a big believer in consistency.
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Whether you kill someone in Boston, New York, Chicago...
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Denny Crane.
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L.A., London, Tokyo, you'll feel right at home here.
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Oh, my God.
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So I'll messenger those contracts to you this afternoon.
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Perfect. Thank you.
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Ms. Reese. Denny Crane.
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Hello.
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I'm sorry, the Denny Crane. Crane, Poole and Sperm, Schmidt.
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May I say that I have seen every single one of the episodes of "Night bay"?
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Thank you.
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00:19:31,964 --> 00:19:34,872
And I wonder, how can they keep this thing going?
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But, you know, night swimmers need protection, too,
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and drug smugglers thrive under the cloak of darkness.
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And this is my colleague Alan Shore.
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A pleasure, miss...
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Oh, he doesn't watch television.
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I doubt he's even seen the sex tape your boyfriend filmed of you.
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I have to go now.
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Bye-bye.
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I love L.A.
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Denny Crane, you son of a gun. How are you?
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Good, good, good.
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Barry Goal.
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Alan Shore. How do you do?
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Senior partner, Crane, Poole and Schmidt L.A.
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Barry Goal.
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You said that.
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Denny Crane west, almost.
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Got it.
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Barry Goal.
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Docket number 52893.
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Commonwealth vs. Hannah Guttman on a charge of second degree murder.
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Great.
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How do you plead?
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Not guilty, your honor.
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00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:27,862
Bail?
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The defense requests ROR.
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00:20:29,007 --> 00:20:30,858
Hannah's parents can take responsibility for her.
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00:20:30,893 --> 00:20:33,166
The defendant is charged with second degree murder. Bail...
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00:20:33,201 --> 00:20:34,219
That's way out of whack, your honor.
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00:20:34,254 --> 00:20:36,638
This case is involuntary manslaughter at its best.
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You're gonna tell me how to file?
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00:20:37,876 --> 00:20:40,975
She's overcharging, your honor, hoping we'll plead for manslaughter.
422
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:44,074
An innocent boy is dead, your honor. Forgive me for taking it seriously.
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00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,430
All right.
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The defendant has no prior record.
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00:20:47,186 --> 00:20:49,415
I'm gonna release her into the custody of her parents.
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Conference with the clerk for scheduling.
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00:20:55,561 --> 00:20:57,175
Hannah...
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00:20:58,372 --> 00:20:59,679
You're not going to look at us?
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Let's go.
430
00:21:00,111 --> 00:21:03,896
You killed our son. You're not going to even look at us?
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00:21:09,584 --> 00:21:11,705
And did you take care of what we talked about?
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Just as you requested.
433
00:21:13,109 --> 00:21:16,622
All the amendments to your living will have been incorporated per your specifications.
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00:21:16,657 --> 00:21:18,280
We just need the proper signatures.
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Excellent.
436
00:21:18,771 --> 00:21:20,867
And just so you know, we did a search,
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00:21:20,902 --> 00:21:25,193
and there's no place that will legally sanction euthanasia by bullet to the brain.
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00:21:25,228 --> 00:21:26,584
Oh, chest?
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00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:30,210
Sorry, the most you can hope for is a slow morphine drip
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00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:33,408
or counting on Alan here to pull your plug.
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00:21:33,443 --> 00:21:34,390
Excuse me?
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00:21:34,425 --> 00:21:37,828
Denny has amended his living will to grant you power of attorney
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so you can enforce the DNR clause.
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00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:43,657
Just in case, uh, you know...
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00:21:43,692 --> 00:21:47,383
Since Cap Weinberger died, I need someone else to pull my plug.
446
00:21:47,418 --> 00:21:50,710
You're up, Alan. I've got a slot open.
447
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Hancock?
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I'm sorry, Barry. We'll have to take care of this another time.
449
00:22:09,089 --> 00:22:11,488
We are so screwed on the Clifford Cabot case.
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00:22:11,523 --> 00:22:12,926
Really? Oh, I'm sorry.
451
00:22:12,961 --> 00:22:15,169
And you were so eager to get on that one, too.
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00:22:15,204 --> 00:22:16,266
I know.
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I thought we had a real strong argument
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that his encounter with the crazy hooker was just part of his crazy academic research,
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00:22:21,523 --> 00:22:23,803
but it turns out he videotaped the whole thing.
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00:22:23,838 --> 00:22:25,125
He videotaped it?
457
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,748
Yeah. And it's not one of those blurry night-vision videos.
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This one is crystal clear.
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But the important thing is,
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he filmed it.
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He made a film.
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A film which is protected under the first amendment.
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Uh, Denise.
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Paul, uh, I can't, not now.
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Shirley, I had a thought.
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Ride with me.
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Get out!
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No!
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And if he filmed it for distribution to entertain an audience,
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that's pornography, which is protected under the first amendment.
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Good thinking.
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What is that pounding?
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00:23:23,317 --> 00:23:27,157
This building has a lot of quirks. Haven't you noticed?
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Great.
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00:23:45,588 --> 00:23:47,447
I need your help.
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Hannah, this is Rachel Lewiston.
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Hi, Hannah.
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Hi.
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I'm just gonna be out there.
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00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:12,042
Well, nothing awkward about this, is there?
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00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:14,854
I'm sorry, but why am I even talking to you?
482
00:24:14,889 --> 00:24:17,631
Honestly, 'cause your uncle is a little lame.
483
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,210
Yeah, he thought I could help you,
484
00:24:19,245 --> 00:24:23,190
but the only thing I can think to do is to tell you about Jenny Diner.
485
00:24:23,225 --> 00:24:23,966
Who?
486
00:24:24,001 --> 00:24:26,908
She was a girl I met in rehab.
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00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:28,655
I was there recently.
488
00:24:28,690 --> 00:24:31,971
Jenny's about your age, angry as hell.
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00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:34,131
We got along great.
490
00:24:35,314 --> 00:24:39,063
I mean, there were other addicts there who I had more in common with,
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00:24:39,098 --> 00:24:41,524
but Jenny and I, um,
492
00:24:41,671 --> 00:24:44,220
well, we really understood each other.
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00:24:44,713 --> 00:24:46,496
I, um...
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00:24:46,688 --> 00:24:49,422
I mentioned it to one of the counselors one day.
495
00:24:49,457 --> 00:24:51,717
He said he wasn't surprised.
496
00:24:51,752 --> 00:24:53,942
They've done studies that show
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00:24:53,977 --> 00:24:56,427
that drug and alcohol abuse stunts your emotional growth.
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00:24:56,462 --> 00:25:00,771
Whatever age you start abusing, that's the age you are emotionally,
499
00:25:00,806 --> 00:25:04,086
so even though I'm pushing the big 4-0,
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00:25:04,121 --> 00:25:07,938
and I'm raising a 3-year-old, in many ways, I'm still 16,
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00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:13,592
which is why my father's stare can still make me feel 2 feet tall.
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00:25:13,627 --> 00:25:19,484
And why my best friend and confidant in rehab was a 16 year old hooked on heroin.
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00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,929
I don't do drugs.
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00:25:21,964 --> 00:25:23,451
Hannah...
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00:25:23,486 --> 00:25:25,067
I just want to tell you
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00:25:25,102 --> 00:25:29,684
the one thing I learned the really, really hard way,
507
00:25:29,719 --> 00:25:32,673
and that is you have to own your crap.
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00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:35,628
What you do, what you say, who you hurt,
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00:25:35,663 --> 00:25:38,612
you have to own all of it.
510
00:25:38,647 --> 00:25:41,904
And if you don't want to be stuck here at age 16 for the rest of your life,
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00:25:41,939 --> 00:25:45,642
you're gonna have to tell people what happened.
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00:26:02,016 --> 00:26:04,483
Your honor, the defense's motion to dismiss is absurd.
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00:26:04,518 --> 00:26:09,174
We have a videotape which clearly shows that the defendant was caught fully...
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00:26:09,209 --> 00:26:11,556
in the commission of the illegal act.
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00:26:11,591 --> 00:26:14,973
It used to be called in flagrante delicto,
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00:26:15,008 --> 00:26:18,355
but people don't speak as colorfully anymore.
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00:26:18,390 --> 00:26:20,388
It's a damn shame, too.
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00:26:20,423 --> 00:26:22,294
Ms. Stanger.
519
00:26:22,329 --> 00:26:24,863
Professor Cabot was indeed in that motel room.
520
00:26:24,898 --> 00:26:27,464
He did purchase the services of Lafonda Raymond,
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00:26:27,499 --> 00:26:30,295
and he did set up his camera and make a videotape,
522
00:26:30,330 --> 00:26:33,092
and that is why these charges should be dismissed.
523
00:26:33,127 --> 00:26:35,167
I'm not following you, Ms. Stanger.
524
00:26:35,202 --> 00:26:39,737
Your honor, professor Cabot was not engaged in an act of prostitution.
525
00:26:39,772 --> 00:26:42,377
He was, in fact, making a pornographic movie,
526
00:26:42,412 --> 00:26:45,311
and as a result, everything he did is protected under the first amendment.
527
00:26:45,346 --> 00:26:46,166
Oh, come on.
528
00:26:46,201 --> 00:26:50,511
Your honor, professor Cabot is a distinguished professor and budding director,
529
00:26:50,546 --> 00:26:53,217
but unlike many other first-time independent filmmakers...
530
00:26:53,252 --> 00:26:54,072
Please!
531
00:26:54,073 --> 00:26:57,531
Professor Cabot comes to his subject after years of study and research,
532
00:26:57,566 --> 00:27:00,552
which will only serve to broaden and deepen
533
00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:03,538
the potential impact of his cinematic creation.
534
00:27:03,573 --> 00:27:05,127
Wow.
535
00:27:05,162 --> 00:27:07,796
I hope you can see through this ridiculous smokescreen.
536
00:27:07,831 --> 00:27:10,562
It doesn't matter if the defendant is a professor or a bog worker.
537
00:27:10,597 --> 00:27:13,259
It doesn't matter if he had ten cameras rolling the whole time.
538
00:27:13,294 --> 00:27:17,464
The fact is, he paid to have sex with a prostitute, and that's against the law.
539
00:27:17,499 --> 00:27:21,284
Your honor, I have a witness who will prove my argument.
540
00:27:21,445 --> 00:27:25,626
Mr. Craven, have you had a chance to look at the film made by professor Cabot?
541
00:27:25,661 --> 00:27:26,347
Yes.
542
00:27:26,382 --> 00:27:30,598
In your expert opinion as a filmmaker, what is professor Cabot doing in the film?
543
00:27:30,633 --> 00:27:33,669
Well, he's acting, he's directing the action
544
00:27:33,704 --> 00:27:35,779
and, of course, he's screwing.
545
00:27:35,814 --> 00:27:37,512
As part of his performance?
546
00:27:37,547 --> 00:27:38,035
Yes.
547
00:27:38,036 --> 00:27:40,889
So we have acting, directing, cinematography...
548
00:27:40,924 --> 00:27:43,708
If you include his humming, he's doing the score.
549
00:27:43,743 --> 00:27:45,444
We're talking about a film here, aren't we?
550
00:27:45,479 --> 00:27:46,356
Oh, yes.
551
00:27:46,357 --> 00:27:50,194
Now I think we would all agree that this isn't a particularly good film.
552
00:27:50,229 --> 00:27:50,841
Oh, boy.
553
00:27:50,876 --> 00:27:52,397
But let me ask you this.
554
00:27:52,398 --> 00:27:56,354
Is this film, a film produced and directed by professor Cabot,
555
00:27:56,389 --> 00:27:59,229
starring himself and Lafonda,
556
00:27:59,264 --> 00:28:01,606
is it the worst film you've ever seen?
557
00:28:01,641 --> 00:28:04,444
No, not by a long shot.
558
00:28:25,756 --> 00:28:29,848
It was just stuff from the drug store, prescriptions.
559
00:28:29,883 --> 00:28:31,496
It was safe.
560
00:28:31,531 --> 00:28:34,165
No, not for Ryan.
561
00:28:34,427 --> 00:28:36,579
Everybody's on something.
562
00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:38,923
I have friends who have to take a pill to wake up in the morning,
563
00:28:38,958 --> 00:28:41,025
to go to sleep, to study.
564
00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:43,497
I need to take something to calm down before a test.
565
00:28:43,532 --> 00:28:44,727
Hannah, I'm not here to judge.
566
00:28:44,762 --> 00:28:45,969
Yes, you are.
567
00:28:45,970 --> 00:28:47,085
Everyone is.
568
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,046
They're trying to pin this whole thing on me,
569
00:28:49,081 --> 00:28:51,114
and I didn't organize the party,
570
00:28:51,149 --> 00:28:52,596
and I didn't bring all the drugs.
571
00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:55,768
Okay.
572
00:28:55,769 --> 00:28:58,121
But, um...
573
00:29:01,377 --> 00:29:05,052
I gave Ryan the meds that killed him.
574
00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:08,866
I was just trying to make him better.
575
00:29:09,087 --> 00:29:10,642
You need to explain this to me.
576
00:29:10,677 --> 00:29:15,211
I can't. You don't know what it's like to be depressed.
577
00:29:15,246 --> 00:29:16,551
Sure I do.
578
00:29:16,586 --> 00:29:17,856
No, you don't.
579
00:29:19,761 --> 00:29:22,659
Real depression affects you physically.
580
00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:25,522
You literally can't get out of bed.
581
00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:28,647
There's a weight pressing down on you all the time.
582
00:29:28,682 --> 00:29:31,512
You don't care if you eat, if you stink.
583
00:29:31,547 --> 00:29:34,336
It's all too much.
584
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,220
And Ryan had it.
585
00:29:37,255 --> 00:29:39,499
I told him to talk to his parents.
586
00:29:39,534 --> 00:29:44,298
They told him to study harder and play sports after school.
587
00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:48,745
Ryan was drowning, and they couldn't see it.
588
00:29:52,627 --> 00:29:54,431
The night of the party,
589
00:29:54,466 --> 00:29:59,667
I swear, I gave Ryan the exact dose that I was taking.
590
00:29:59,702 --> 00:30:03,524
He must have, you know, had something first, or he was drinking,
591
00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:07,168
or I don't know, he was allergic, but he wasn't supposed to die, though!
592
00:30:07,203 --> 00:30:09,618
He wasn't supposed to die.
593
00:30:09,653 --> 00:30:12,033
He wasn't supposed to.
594
00:30:15,803 --> 00:30:16,991
So it's true?
595
00:30:17,026 --> 00:30:19,196
Wes Craven was your ace in the hole?
596
00:30:19,231 --> 00:30:20,698
Paul, she was brilliant.
597
00:30:20,733 --> 00:30:22,908
I know we're not supposed to say clients are guilty,
598
00:30:22,943 --> 00:30:25,920
but this guy was guilty, and she got him off.
599
00:30:25,955 --> 00:30:27,481
Oh...
600
00:30:28,490 --> 00:30:30,547
I'll see you guys.
601
00:30:30,582 --> 00:30:32,570
Marlene, tell me more.
602
00:30:32,605 --> 00:30:37,168
Shirley, I realize there's no way that I can say this without sounding petty,
603
00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:39,947
but that whole pornography-slash - first amendment rights thing,
604
00:30:39,982 --> 00:30:42,154
that was my idea.
605
00:30:42,189 --> 00:30:45,521
Yeah, it sounds like you, but, Denise,
606
00:30:45,556 --> 00:30:48,660
she got to the elevator first.
607
00:31:10,809 --> 00:31:12,002
Denny Crane.
608
00:31:13,311 --> 00:31:14,136
Denny Crane.
609
00:31:14,171 --> 00:31:16,000
I sometimes forget that you're famous.
610
00:31:16,035 --> 00:31:17,643
I'm well-known.
611
00:31:23,170 --> 00:31:24,601
What a small world.
612
00:31:24,636 --> 00:31:25,998
And what big...
613
00:31:26,033 --> 00:31:27,862
You knew she'd be here.
614
00:31:27,897 --> 00:31:30,055
It's her favorite restaurant.
615
00:31:30,090 --> 00:31:32,213
My God, they're beautiful.
616
00:31:34,431 --> 00:31:35,240
Courtney!
617
00:31:35,275 --> 00:31:36,817
Hey, hey, hey.
618
00:31:36,852 --> 00:31:38,348
Knock it off, give her some space!
619
00:31:38,383 --> 00:31:39,839
What's the matter with you?
620
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,479
Hey, hey.
621
00:31:50,196 --> 00:31:51,992
She's magnificent.
622
00:31:52,027 --> 00:31:54,164
Ever see the show she hosts?
623
00:31:54,199 --> 00:31:56,301
It's called "the Phoenix. "
624
00:31:56,336 --> 00:31:58,140
Is it about mythology?
625
00:31:58,175 --> 00:31:59,686
Oh, yeah, people would watch that.
626
00:31:59,721 --> 00:32:01,260
No, it's a reality show.
627
00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:05,901
They take these wrecked broads and make them look, uh, pretty.
628
00:32:06,993 --> 00:32:09,540
She could at least have shared a drink with me.
629
00:32:09,575 --> 00:32:11,530
Why should she? You stalked her.
630
00:32:11,565 --> 00:32:12,748
I did not stalk her.
631
00:32:12,783 --> 00:32:16,480
You found out where she eats. You showed up. That's stalking.
632
00:32:16,515 --> 00:32:19,115
All right, why are you still miffed at me?
633
00:32:19,150 --> 00:32:20,241
I'm not miffed, Denny.
634
00:32:20,276 --> 00:32:21,851
You're miffed enough to ruin my meal.
635
00:32:21,886 --> 00:32:24,869
I thought being my plug-puller would be an honor.
636
00:32:24,904 --> 00:32:28,464
It is. And I'm not saying I don't want to be the one to pull your plug.
637
00:32:28,499 --> 00:32:31,732
I just felt the way the whole package was presented to me was wrong.
638
00:32:31,767 --> 00:32:34,058
I just told you to sign my document.
639
00:32:34,093 --> 00:32:36,787
Exactly. With something as monumental as that,
640
00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:39,524
you don't just push a piece of paper in one's face.
641
00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:40,782
You discuss it first.
642
00:32:40,817 --> 00:32:45,013
We've discussed it plenty of times. You said you would shoot me.
643
00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:47,979
There's a difference between talking about it and signing a legal document.
644
00:32:48,014 --> 00:32:50,218
You're a fricking lawyer for God's sake. That's what you do!
645
00:32:50,253 --> 00:32:52,880
With others, yes. When it comes to my personal life,
646
00:32:52,915 --> 00:32:55,473
I don't actually sign contracts at the drop of a hat.
647
00:32:55,508 --> 00:32:58,330
When I say I'll do something, I do it, regardless of a piece of paper.
648
00:32:58,365 --> 00:33:00,163
And I expect people to hold me to my word.
649
00:33:00,198 --> 00:33:01,579
What's the matter with you?
650
00:33:01,614 --> 00:33:02,925
People don't do that anymore.
651
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,494
And you certainly can't expect the hospital to acknowledge your word.
652
00:33:06,529 --> 00:33:09,332
In this case, I can see that.
653
00:33:10,137 --> 00:33:13,020
Well, are you gonna sign the damn thing or not?
654
00:33:15,705 --> 00:33:17,034
Okay.
655
00:33:18,506 --> 00:33:20,445
I apologize.
656
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,447
How about I ask you properly?
657
00:33:23,482 --> 00:33:24,941
Okay.
658
00:33:27,268 --> 00:33:32,189
Would you do me the honor of killing me?
659
00:33:37,066 --> 00:33:39,102
I will.
660
00:33:39,807 --> 00:33:43,233
Waiter, champagne.
661
00:33:53,136 --> 00:33:54,447
This is just a nightmare.
662
00:33:54,482 --> 00:33:56,327
It is, but...
663
00:33:57,019 --> 00:33:58,734
we've got a case.
664
00:33:59,844 --> 00:34:01,016
Oh, thank God.
665
00:34:01,051 --> 00:34:04,307
Hannah had a very compelling motive for giving Ryan those pills,
666
00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:06,708
and I'm almost positive that I can plead out.
667
00:34:06,743 --> 00:34:09,184
She told you she gave him the pills?
668
00:34:09,219 --> 00:34:10,054
Yes.
669
00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:11,941
And I believe that she was trying to help him,
670
00:34:11,976 --> 00:34:14,608
and I think she can convince the DA, too.
671
00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:19,726
Well, if she pleads guilty, will she get probation?
672
00:34:20,238 --> 00:34:21,788
No.
673
00:34:22,213 --> 00:34:26,925
It's, she's probably gonna have to do some time in a juvenile facility, maybe a year.
674
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,329
No, it would kill her, Brad.
675
00:34:29,364 --> 00:34:31,050
She's a sick girl!
676
00:34:31,085 --> 00:34:32,339
I'll get the best deal that I can,
677
00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:34,428
but I'm certain it's gonna involve some jail time.
678
00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:37,203
A kid died, Beth.
679
00:34:40,765 --> 00:34:44,181
What if she says she didn't do it?
680
00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:45,256
But she did it.
681
00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:47,408
Yeah, well, there were a lot of other kids at that party.
682
00:34:47,443 --> 00:34:49,919
That, that one, Jason has a prior drug conviction.
683
00:34:49,954 --> 00:34:53,360
What if Hannah just keeps her mouth shut?
684
00:34:53,395 --> 00:34:54,620
Beth, what are you asking me to do?
685
00:34:54,655 --> 00:34:56,873
I'm asking you to do what's best for your niece.
686
00:34:56,908 --> 00:34:58,375
What's best for her is to tell the truth
687
00:34:58,410 --> 00:35:00,259
and get this behind her and to get on with her life.
688
00:35:00,294 --> 00:35:02,514
No, what's best is to keep her out of jail.
689
00:35:02,549 --> 00:35:06,748
I'm not gonna pin this on some other kid when I know that Hannah did it.
690
00:35:09,586 --> 00:35:13,154
Then I'm getting another lawyer.
691
00:35:25,199 --> 00:35:26,483
Hi, Denise.
692
00:35:26,518 --> 00:35:27,733
Marlene.
693
00:35:27,768 --> 00:35:29,858
You know, those girls were right.
694
00:35:29,893 --> 00:35:31,914
We really do make a pretty good team.
695
00:35:31,949 --> 00:35:34,490
I like the way we bounce ideas off each other.
696
00:35:34,525 --> 00:35:36,215
Well, you know what they say, Marlene.
697
00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:39,575
You can't beat an idea whose time has come, and, Marlene,
698
00:35:39,610 --> 00:35:42,035
your time is coming.
699
00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:47,470
Does my mom know we're having this conversation?
700
00:35:47,505 --> 00:35:49,423
Hannah, your mother,
701
00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:51,971
she likes perfect endings.
702
00:35:52,006 --> 00:35:53,146
Tell me about it.
703
00:35:53,181 --> 00:35:55,460
There's no perfect ending here.
704
00:35:55,495 --> 00:35:56,708
There's a lousy one,
705
00:35:56,743 --> 00:35:59,048
where a kid is dead, you're held accountable,
706
00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:02,331
you end up serving six months, possibly a year in jail.
707
00:36:02,366 --> 00:36:04,280
Then there's a catastrophic one,
708
00:36:04,315 --> 00:36:07,127
where a kid is dead, you try to avoid being held accountable.
709
00:36:07,162 --> 00:36:09,863
You roll the dice. You go to trial. You lose.
710
00:36:09,898 --> 00:36:12,564
You end up serving three years, possibly more.
711
00:36:12,599 --> 00:36:17,776
Now this perfect life that your mother was so determined for you to have, that's off the table.
712
00:36:17,811 --> 00:36:19,401
She's not seeing clearly on this.
713
00:36:19,436 --> 00:36:21,426
And you are?
714
00:36:21,427 --> 00:36:23,465
I know the law,
715
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:26,368
and I know your mom.
716
00:36:26,904 --> 00:36:32,446
Yes, I'm the one you should be listening to right now.
717
00:36:36,712 --> 00:36:37,848
Six months?
718
00:36:37,883 --> 00:36:39,385
Juvenile, minimum security.
719
00:36:39,386 --> 00:36:43,194
I may even be able to do better, but you gotta trust me.
720
00:36:47,635 --> 00:36:52,581
Okay, this is going to look like I am completely kissing your ass, and I am,
721
00:36:52,616 --> 00:36:56,427
but look what I actually found in the cold aisle at the grocery store.
722
00:36:56,462 --> 00:36:57,560
"Schmidt" beer.
723
00:36:57,595 --> 00:37:00,340
Well, would you look at that?
724
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:03,676
You know I'm good.
725
00:38:04,245 --> 00:38:06,002
You're very good.
726
00:38:06,037 --> 00:38:09,902
I spent nine years working my tail off to make partner.
727
00:38:09,937 --> 00:38:13,767
In three minutes she comes in and tries to take my spot.
728
00:38:13,802 --> 00:38:14,872
Marlene?
729
00:38:14,907 --> 00:38:15,943
Squid.
730
00:38:15,944 --> 00:38:20,640
Ruthless, horrible sea creature.
731
00:38:20,675 --> 00:38:23,181
It's so unfair when people like that win.
732
00:38:23,216 --> 00:38:25,079
So don't let her.
733
00:38:27,468 --> 00:38:29,151
Right.
734
00:38:38,074 --> 00:38:39,153
What?
735
00:38:39,188 --> 00:38:41,740
You just kinda...
736
00:38:41,775 --> 00:38:44,292
broke it for me.
737
00:38:45,210 --> 00:38:46,094
Sorry.
738
00:38:46,129 --> 00:38:47,598
No, it's not your fault.
739
00:38:47,599 --> 00:38:49,437
It's this thing with my niece.
740
00:38:49,472 --> 00:38:51,240
We're friends with benefits.
741
00:38:51,275 --> 00:38:54,641
This is supposed to be our break from all those hassles.
742
00:38:54,676 --> 00:38:57,157
I just can't let it go.
743
00:38:59,926 --> 00:39:04,181
Maybe it would help if you didn't think about it personally.
744
00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:06,711
You know, if you thought about it like an attorney.
745
00:39:06,746 --> 00:39:08,470
Okay.
746
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:13,419
Brad, nothing excites you as much as the law.
747
00:39:13,454 --> 00:39:14,627
I know.
748
00:39:14,662 --> 00:39:16,927
So imagine yourself...
749
00:39:16,962 --> 00:39:22,242
standing tall in front of the jury box,
750
00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:26,538
adrenaline pumping, juices flowing,
751
00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:30,799
the judge up there with his gavel,
752
00:39:30,834 --> 00:39:32,315
banging,
753
00:39:32,610 --> 00:39:34,094
banging,
754
00:39:34,803 --> 00:39:36,216
banging.
755
00:39:36,251 --> 00:39:37,630
Oh, yeah.
756
00:39:43,046 --> 00:39:47,141
I bet Marlene isn't getting laid right now.
757
00:39:50,335 --> 00:39:53,320
Alan, I want you to know, when we get back to Boston,
758
00:39:53,355 --> 00:39:57,553
first thing I'm gonna do is sign your living will, be your plug-puller.
759
00:39:57,588 --> 00:39:58,640
You don't have to do that, Denny.
760
00:39:58,675 --> 00:40:00,695
I want to do that.
761
00:40:00,696 --> 00:40:02,314
It meant a great deal to me
762
00:40:02,349 --> 00:40:05,832
when you agreed to give me the, the big send-off.
763
00:40:05,867 --> 00:40:11,161
It was a great show of affection, of love.
764
00:40:11,695 --> 00:40:13,737
You showed me yours. Now I want to show you mine.
765
00:40:13,772 --> 00:40:15,196
I certainly appreciate that,
766
00:40:15,231 --> 00:40:19,094
but the fact is my living will, as it were, is taken care of.
767
00:40:19,129 --> 00:40:20,199
Well, we'll amend it.
768
00:40:20,234 --> 00:40:21,162
There's really no need.
769
00:40:21,197 --> 00:40:21,731
I want to.
770
00:40:21,732 --> 00:40:22,463
You don't have to.
771
00:40:22,498 --> 00:40:23,195
But I want to.
772
00:40:23,196 --> 00:40:24,588
- It's fine.
- It's not.
773
00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:26,554
I'm telling you it is.
774
00:40:26,589 --> 00:40:28,485
I'm telling you it's not.
775
00:40:30,236 --> 00:40:31,795
What are we talking about?
776
00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:32,714
My living will.
777
00:40:32,749 --> 00:40:35,412
Right. So first thing we get back,
778
00:40:35,447 --> 00:40:37,973
I sign on as your plug-puller, cased closed.
779
00:40:38,008 --> 00:40:39,459
No.
780
00:40:40,766 --> 00:40:43,266
Is there something you're not telling me? Is there somebody else?
781
00:40:43,301 --> 00:40:45,252
No, it's just I've made my arrangements.
782
00:40:45,287 --> 00:40:47,226
It's not a particularly pleasant subject to revisit,
783
00:40:47,261 --> 00:40:49,356
so I'm going to preserve the status quo.
784
00:40:49,391 --> 00:40:50,872
You don't trust me.
785
00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:52,313
I'd trust you.
786
00:40:52,348 --> 00:40:53,684
Not with this.
787
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,761
Not with your life. Waiter, bring him the check.
788
00:40:58,319 --> 00:40:59,045
Denny...
789
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,977
The trouble with you is your brain is so clogged up with big words,
790
00:41:01,978 --> 00:41:04,071
you don't have room for the stuff that's really important.
791
00:41:04,106 --> 00:41:07,169
Trust in a friendship is a 2-way street, or there's no friendship.
792
00:41:07,204 --> 00:41:10,232
A real friendship doesn't include one person being positively giddy
793
00:41:10,267 --> 00:41:12,569
over the prospect of pulling the plug on the other.
794
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:13,382
I'm not giddy!
795
00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:18,903
You are. I think part of you really wants to be the guy who kills me.
796
00:41:32,450 --> 00:41:34,154
I just shot someone.
797
00:41:34,189 --> 00:41:35,941
It's over here.
798
00:41:36,671 --> 00:41:38,018
It's Courtney.
799
00:41:38,053 --> 00:41:39,900
Denny Crane.
800
00:41:39,935 --> 00:41:41,748
Everything's gonna be all right.
801
00:41:42,930 --> 00:41:44,514
Denny Crane.
802
00:41:44,549 --> 00:41:46,064
Call 911.
803
00:41:46,099 --> 00:41:47,493
- Denny Crane.
- Crane, what's going on?
804
00:41:47,528 --> 00:41:49,240
Who is that? Get out of the way.
805
00:41:49,275 --> 00:41:50,098
Denny Crane.
806
00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:51,263
Sir, sir, who are you?
807
00:41:56,590 --> 00:41:58,420
No, he's still breathing.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00